The oft challenged Yeti

The ogre of the Himalayas

Was abominable.

Naughty in the extreme

Though at what

Exactly?

Maybe they were was just

Lonely.

Why all male Yetis?

Though who would

Know?

All that hair and

Snow.

We just presume

Boys with a bad attitude.

Unfair to men?

Sexist in the extreme.

Really?

After all it’s the female

Lion

That is the true hunter;

Cruel beast.

You go Yeti girl.